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Sun Dec 27, 2009, 11:42 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: it's
  • Reading: not
  • Watching: what
  • Playing: you
  • Eating: say
  • Drinking: it's
Confucius say,

when man's only
dream
is two women fighting
over double-ended
dong,
his wife feel
penalized.

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  • Current Residence: town
  • Interests: dead nouns
  • Favourite movie: Groundhog Day
  • Favourite band or musician: The Aaron Waters Show
  • Favourite genre of music: piccicato
  • Favourite artist:
  • Favourite poet or writer: buk & Vonnegut, for making it so simple
  • Favourite photographer: moyes
  • Favourite style of art: witnessed
  • Operating System: hydraulic
  • MP3 player of choice: http://www.grooveshark.com
  • Shell of choice: defense mechanisms
  • Wallpaper of choice: fourth wall
  • Skin of choice: epidermal
  • Favourite game: uncle touch-up
  • Favourite gaming platform: religion
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gomorrah the Explorer
  • Personal Quote: "It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well."
  • Tools of the Trade: Shakespeare
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Comments


:iconoedalis:
Ahhhh you kill me :lmao:

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:iconfleet21:
Greatest webcam in the great history of greatest webcams that are great.

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Thyme two right.
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sheep, in case you're wondering.

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*dALinkSystem | #Writers-Workshop | #project-improve | #LITplease | *Lit-Twitter | =DeviantArtSecret
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:iconndifference:
Get that mic out of your ass. I have to sing with it later!

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconaaaaaaaahhhh:
dude yer vocals sounded like shit after that show.

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
:iconndifference:
You should have smelled my breath!

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconaaaaaaaahhhh:
must've been something you ate.

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
:iconwildoats:
already done, fine fellow.

i assume you already listen to flying lotus? perhaps my favorite artist.

if you haven't, check out mount kimbie. [link]

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A picture, like a human, will speak a thousand words, and never say a goddamn thing.
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:iconfleet21:
Tune in next week for PIE IN THE SKY!

A humourous reality show where Gordon Ramsay runs a kitchen onboard a 747!

If you get kicked off you better pray that's a parachute and not a baking tray!

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Thyme two right.
:iconfleet21:
I love that your webcam and devid are different with every visit.

and always there is at least one lol to be had.

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Thyme two right.
:iconkaujot:
How often do you have to hide messages?

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:iconkaujot:
Well, I was just wondering what the approximate rate of people posting on your page was.

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Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex.
"Yes," replies the guy. "If I can find the phone."
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